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but this could have been about lesbians
— me, right now, and about most things which aren’t about lesbians (via wolfbadtreepretty)

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Anonymous: please help bro! my dude friend high fived me earlier while we were playing call of duty but he didn't say no homo!!! it was only a few seconds later that i realized and said it, but i'm worried that i was a few seconds too late. am i homo now? (also no homo for this ask because asking advice is kind of gay bro lol)

ask-an-mra-anything:

it is too late. soon you will be full homo. i’m sorry to have to tell you this. i will miss you, brother

*single tear* no homo

➜ There is a horrible but small chore in your life that you have been putting off.

adulting:

Today, you are going to do it. You are going to spend that five minutes cleaning that hideous toilet or finally calling your insurance company or whatever it is. Here’s how.

Step 1: Steel yourself mentally, physically, and spiritually.
Step 2: Gather the items required to…

cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.

cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.

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Sometimes when I’m discouraged about where I’m at and ungrateful for what I have, I wonder what my twelve-year-old self would say. I realize she’d think my life turned out really sweet. She’d be excited that I can eat ice cream whenever I want and have a movie marathon after midnight. She’d love that I can get on an airplane by myself. She’d be thrilled that I have my own car. She’d be proud that I’m not afraid of the dark and surprised that I’m not so shy. She’d be impressed by other things that I view as mediocre now. It may sound completely silly, but when I look at my life through the lens of my twelve-year-old self it looks pretty darn spectacular. How easily we cease to be impressed. I don’t want to lose that childlike wonder and magic. What would your twelve-year-old self say about you and your life now?
Alla Drokina (via nonelikejesus)

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no-more-ramen:

Shakshuka with Kale and Goat Cheese from Kinfolk mag
This is a favorite recipe of mine. It’s fairly quick, super delicious, and makes for great leftovers. Plus, it can be made vegan by omitting the goat cheese and egg!
Ingredients1/4 cup (2 ounces/60 milliliters) olive oil1 small yellow onion, finely chopped1 heaping cup chopped kale5 cloves garlic, sliced1 teaspoon ground cumin1 teaspoon chipotle powder1 (28-ounce/900-gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, undrainedSea salt to taste4 eggs1/2 cup (2 ounces) goat cheese, crumbled1 tablespoon parsley, chopped1 tablespoon basil, chopped
MethodHeat oil in a 8 to 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add chopped onions, kale and garlic and stir until soft. Add cumin, chipotle powder and stir for another minute. Add tomatoes and their liquid to the skillet. Reduce heat, simmer for 15 minutes.
When tomato mixture has thickened slightly, stir in a dash of salt. Make a little hole in the sauce with a wooden spoon and crack egg into the cleavage, repeating three more times with the remaining eggs across the surface of the sauce. Cover the skillet and cook for 4–5 minutes, depending on how runny you like your yolks. Remove from heat and finish with goat cheese and herbs.
Serve with buttered toast.
Serves 4

no-more-ramen:

Shakshuka with Kale and Goat Cheese from Kinfolk mag

This is a favorite recipe of mine. It’s fairly quick, super delicious, and makes for great leftovers. Plus, it can be made vegan by omitting the goat cheese and egg!

Ingredients
1/4 cup (2 ounces/60 milliliters) olive oil
1 small yellow onion, finely chopped
1 heaping cup chopped kale
5 cloves garlic, sliced
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon chipotle powder
(28-ounce/900-gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, undrained
Sea salt to taste
4 eggs
1/2 cup (2 ounces) goat cheese, crumbled
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon basil, chopped

Method
Heat oil in a 8 to 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add chopped onions, kale and garlic and stir until soft. Add cumin, chipotle powder and stir for another minute. Add tomatoes and their liquid to the skillet. Reduce heat, simmer for 15 minutes.

When tomato mixture has thickened slightly, stir in a dash of salt. Make a little hole in the sauce with a wooden spoon and crack egg into the cleavage, repeating three more times with the remaining eggs across the surface of the sauce. Cover the skillet and cook for 4–5 minutes, depending on how runny you like your yolks. Remove from heat and finish with goat cheese and herbs.

Serve with buttered toast.

Serves 4

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thedailytwerk:

Be Ok - Ingrid Michaelson

listening to this song on repeat basically every night now. gettin me thru this impossibly hard week.


SHUT UP THE SIMPSON’S I ~*~*~LOVE~*~*~*~*~ ARBY’S

SHUT UP THE SIMPSON’S I ~*~*~LOVE~*~*~*~*~ ARBY’S

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omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS
There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 
And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one
I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!
HOW TO SIGN UP
To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/ZDAA07
to get 50 bonus points when you sign up
OR use the referral code ZDAA07 to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above
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and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!


this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

I’ve made so much money from this, it’s really handy when you need money short notice for concerts and stuff! :)

cumfort:

hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS

There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 

And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one

I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!

HOW TO SIGN UP

To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/ZDAA07

to get 50 bonus points when you sign up

OR use the referral code ZDAA07 to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above

++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 

and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!

this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

I’ve made so much money from this, it’s really handy when you need money short notice for concerts and stuff! :)

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princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

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literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

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romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

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